This is why I won’t give two flying fucks if certain businesses go belly up because of this crisis: Just before The Shutdown I got my new iPhone at the local Verizon store here. With it (on the salesguy’s recommendation, of course) I bought a case and a decent glassine screen protector. Don’t know how much I paid but the price tag says $49.99 for the fucking little slice of plexi that he put on my screen for me. (Of course my phone & accessories purchase was ended with, “If you need anything come back and we’ll take care of it.”) Well, two weeks in, at the start of the shutdown, the fucking screen protector start starts to bubble up in the corner of the screen and peel up. I couldn’t get it back on. So considering the store just opened back up and people are getting shit done, I…